21 Best Jokes From the Justin Bieber Roast

Just Bieber's Roast was filmed and will air on March 30, however we've already gotten a sneak peak and here are some of the best jokes of the night.

"Bieber has 10 million fans – most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one." – Kevin Hart

"Congratulations Hannibal Buress, you are only the Bill Cosby accuser making money off of him." – Snoop Dogg

"I always encouraged people to stay classy. And what's more classy than hanging out with Floyd Mayweather?" – Ron Burgundy

"Justin's fan are called beliebers because it's politically incorrect to use the word retards." – Natasha Legerro

"A lot of people are upset that Justin hasn't won a Grammy. There is Martha Stewart. She can be your grammy." – Jeff Ross

"Justin, I don't like your music. I think it's bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy." – Hannibal Buress

"Selena Gomez couldn't be here tonight. Just because she didn't want to be here." – Kevin Hart

"Jeff Ross, you're the only person on this dais making 95 percent of your yearly income tonight." – Hannibal Buress

"Kevin is the only celebrity with a star on the yellow brick road." – Shaquille O'Neal

"Martha is so old, her first period was the Renaissance." – SNL's Pete Davidson

"Justin as a father of six you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn't rank that high. And he uses your music to torture people." – Shaquille O'Neal

"Chris D'Elia is here. He's Justin's favorite comedian. Wow. What an endorsement. That's like being Shaq's favorite poet."– Jeffrey Ross

"I've come up with a douche that no one has ever heard of, you know, like Chris D'Elia." – Martha Stewart

"Hannibal Buress is famous for exposing Cosby. He's only famous for exposing Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby hurt those women without ever caring about the consequences … that Hannibal Buress would become famous." – Pete Davidson

"Justin, you are the King Joffrey of Pop."– Jeffrey Ross

"All these rappers on stage and Martha stewart has done the most jail time." – Natasha Legerro

"Justin wants to be black so bad he's actually seen Kevin Hart's movies in theaters." – Ludacris

"He's Justin Bieber's favorite comic, which is why he has 'duh' in the middle of his name." – Kevin Hart, introducing Chris D'Elia

"Those Calvin Klein billboards you made are terrible. And I was in Whitney." – Chris D'Elia

"Kevin, you are everywhere. He is going to be on the next season of Game of Thrones. He's going to play Peter Dinklage's shadow." – Natasha Legerro

"What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours." – Justin Bieber

Comments

Most Read