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52-Year-Old Woman Bribes Police Officer With Booty Eating

52 Year Old Diane Thomas, of Monroe, Louisiana, was arrested earlier this month for domestic assault after she punched her boyfriend in his face “multiple times” and scratched him with her fingernails, but what she did after he arrest might be more egregious.

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Twins In Florida Arrested For Throwing Bricks At Each Other

Talk about double trouble. Twin 52-year-old brothers are facing the same charge after throwing bricks at each other during an argument.

Michael and James Remelius were arguing with each other in the front yard of a home about 8:45 p.m. Tuesday when Michael picked up a brick and threatened to throw it at his brother, according to a police report. James then picked up a brick in a threatening manner.

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Woman Gives Birth To Quadruplets At Age 65

BERLIN, May 23 (Reuters) - A 65-year-old German grandmother gave birth to quadruplets at a Berlin hospital this week, with the three boys and a girl born prematurely at 26 weeks being in good health and having a good chance of survival, German TV network RTL reported on Saturday.

The network, which had covered the pregnancy, said Annegret Raunigk already had 13 children and seven grandchildren. The announcement of her pregnancy last month had sparked a public in Germany debate about its merits.

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Middle School Teacher Arrested for Letting Students Have Sex in His Classroom Closet [Video]

A middle school teacher has been arrested for allegedly allowing his students to have sex in his classroom closet.

via WSB TV:

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Man Sneezes Out Toy Dart Stuck Up His Nose For 44 Years

A man who regularly suffered a blocked nose can finally breathe easy after he sneezed out the cause – part of a toy dart that had been stuck up a nostril for more than 40 years.

Steve Easton, 51, often had a case of the sniffles or a headache and put it down to hay fever. But his nasal passages are now clear for the first time since childhood after one big blow cleared the problem.

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Woman Leaves 4 Year Old In Car While Getting Drunk On Mother's Day

Mother's Day did not end ideally for an Oklahoma City woman, who was arrested early Monday morning on complaints of child neglect.

About 12:20 a.m. Monday, police responded to a call from Lumpy's Sports Grill, 5909 Northwest Expressway, about a woman who left her 4-year-old child in her car while she was having drinks, according to a police report. When officers arrived at the restaurant, they found the child sleeping in the back seat of an unattended gray Nissan Xterra.

The woman was identified as Hayley Dawn Hampton, 28.

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Fox News Contributor Blames Philly Amtrak Crash on Homosexuality

It's been a while since the gay community has caused devastation at the hands of Jesus just for existing. Our "Days Since A Homosexuality Smiting" sign has been reset, however, thanks to Fox News contributor Sandy Rios, who says the engineer's sexuality is partly to blame for the wreck that killed seven and injured dozens.

Rios isn't the only wingnut politicizing the deadly accident.

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Toodles! Georgia Principal That Made Racist Remarks Fired

Nancy Gordeuk, who also served as principal of TNT Academy in Stone Mountain, was fired by the board of directors after her comments were caught on video and went viral.

In a letter obtained by NBC affiliate WXIA, Chairwoman Heidi Anderson said the decision was made "in light of recent events" and that educators would "continue to prioritize support for most of our recent graduates."

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McDonald's Gives Us A New Hamburglar Commercial

What was no one asking for but we got anyway?  A New Hamburglar along with a new commercial for him.  Thanks we guess? 

 

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Sorry It's Over Service Sends Break Up Texts Emails and Phone Calls So You Don't Have To

“Sorry It’s Over” was created by 37-year-old Kristy Mazins, a former nurse from Melbourne who understands just how torturous it is for the Facebook generation to express emotions.

She told Mamamia,

    People don’t like the confrontation. People are scared of it. It’s a much needed service because it takes the fear out of breaking up.

According to Bustle, for a few dollars, Mazins will deliver a text, email, handwritten letter or even a phone call explaining why her customer feels the relationship must come to an end.

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