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Bank Robber Says Virgin Mary Told Him To Eat Feces

The trial for the man accused of robbing a bank in San Luis Obispo was abruptly sent into recess on Wednesday, when the defendant ate his own feces while on the witness stand.

Andrew Gilbertson is charged with robbing the Bank of America on Santa Rosa Street in San Luis Obispo in October of 2013. He has pleaded not guilty and not guilty by reason of insanity.

While on the stand Wednesday, Gilbertson said the Virgin Mary told him to disguise himself and rob the bank.

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7 People Diagnosed With Rabies After Eating Dog Meat

Today a veterinarian in Zamboanga City suggested strongly to the more than 800,000 residents of that city that they refrain from eating dogmeat, after it was confirmed that seven people who had done so were diagnosed with rabies this week. Zamboanga is located in Mindanao, Philippines, and that country is one of the 11 listed on Facebook which still indulge eating dog meat. The 11 countries are: China, Indonesia, Korea, Mexico, Philippines, Polynesia, Taiwan, Vietnam, the Arctic and Antarctic and two sovereign states in Switzerland.

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Bag of Air From a Kanye West Concert is on Sale for $65,000 on eBay

Just when you thought things couldn’t be more ridiculous, read this!

An out of control bidding war took place on Ebay a few days ago for some air from Kanye West’s recent Yeezus concert tour — and it rose to an astonishing $60,000.

It even took Kanye’s wife, Kim Kardashian, by surprise. She posted her thoughts on Twitter, writing, “WOW he can sell anything! Lol …”

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79 Year Old Grandma Arrested After Shooting Nephew For Stealing $20 Dollars

Age is nothing but a number when it comes to money. 

A 79-year-old woman was arrested Sunday morning after Mobile police say she shot her nephew in the foot over an argument about $20.

Around 9:30 a.m. officers responded to the 400 block of Gaston Street for a report of one person shot. The victim stated the suspect, his 79-year-old great aunt Ira Peterson, shot him once in the foot following an argument over money, according to Mobile Police Department spokesman Terence Perkins.

Pastor Claims God Told Him To Impregnate 20 Of His Church Members

From DailyMailUk:

A 53-year-old pastor who reportedly impregnated 20 members of congregation claims the Holy Spirit ordered him to have sex with them.

Nigerian police have now arrested Timothy Ngwu for abusing the young girls and women at Vineyard Ministry of the Holy Trinity.

Ngwu's abusive behaviour was finally reported to the police by his estranged wife Veronica who grew tired of his adulterous behaviour - and reportedly impregnated her young neice.

Man Lists Drug Dealer As Occupation On Arrest Warrant

There's a reason they are called dumb criminals.

A West Palm Beach man who listed his occupation on an arrest report as “drug dealer” was arrested Tuesday and faces a host of charges, many of them involving drugs.

Robert Michael Phillips has been arrested more than a dozen times in Palm Beach County and has been convicted seven times on felony counts, according to the arrest report. He served nearly nine months in prison from April 2011 to January 2012.

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Woman Sets Boyfriends Apartment On Fire After He Smoked All Her Weed

Hell hath no fury like a person finding out someone smoked up all their weed.

A woman pleaded guilty to setting a Chicago apartment on fire after she became angry because her boyfriend smoked all of their marijuana, reports CBS Chicago.

Linda Lopez, 35, of Chicago, pleaded guilty Wednesday to residential arson and was sentenced to four years in prison. She was also ordered to pay $1,000 in restitution.

Lopez had initially been charged with aggravated arson, but the charge was reduced, according to the station.

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Walmart Customer Arrested For Masturbating In Store

Walmart is known for three things, low prices, low wages and costumers breaking the law.  Here's another case to add to their growing list of foolishness.

Via: Smoking Gun

Officers were called to the business Saturday after customers and Walmart employees allegedly observed Jeremy Percival Bryant, 23, repeatedly exposing himself inside the Myrtle Beach retailer.

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What Color Is The Dress Breaks The Internet

The Internet took a weird turn Thursday when all of a sudden everyone started buzzing about the color of a dress. A woman had taken to Tumblr the day before to ask a seemingly normal question: what color is this dress?

But there was something off about the dress and the image. The woman says when she saw a photo of the dress once, it was blue and black (she even posted a photo of the dress being worn at a wedding. In that image, it appears to be blue and black) but when she looked at it again, the dress was gold and white.

This is about the point where the Internet broke.

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Man Arrested For Attempting To Sell Girlfriends Foodstamps on Facebook

Be careful what you post on Facebook, it might land you in jail.

An Ohio man is under arrest, accused of trying to sell his girlfriend’s food stamps on Facebook.

Derron Chamberlain, 35, posted his phone number on Facebook for potential buyers to contact him.

Authorities said Chamberlain was selling the card for $100.

Undercover officers said they replied to the Facebook post and arrested Chamberlain at the transaction.

Chamberlain is facing felony charges, police said.

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